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This x That:

Know This:

• Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu arrives in Washington “prepared for confrontation,” tells Obama Israel “cannot go back to 1967 lines.”

• Controversial “Don’t Say Gay” bill passes Tennessee Senate.

• McDonald’s says Ronald “isn’t going anywhere.”

Read This:

• I have an End of the World I’d like to sell you: Monetizing the Rapture.

• Meet the people who truly believe tomorrow is Judgment Day.

• New Jersey teen threatened after challenging Rep. Michele Bachmann to a debate. (thanks david!)

• Newt Gingrich interrupted by his “Dancing Queen” ringtone.

• Sites claims Ricky Gervais dissed Office finale; Gervais responds: “I f*cking didn’t.”

• Diddy changes his name to “Swag” for a week.

• Where Are They Now: “Don’t Tase Me, Bro” kid.

Look At This:

• Monkey in a Dress steals show at Hangover 2 premiere.

The Other:

• NewsFeed: Second Grader’s Space Sketch Wins Doodle 4 Google Contest.

• Tea x Time List: The 12 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs.

• Above: Duchamp-inspired Urinal Dress from Not Just A Label. (via/via.)

Hot.

thedailywhat:

ICWUDT of the Day: Prepare for the imminent arrival of The Raptor with the San Francisco Chronicle’s end-of-the-world FAQ sheet:

Q: Will the Earth end on May 21?
A: No. The Earth will stick around for a few more months of “chaos and awful suffering” before being obliterated Oct. 21.

Good, ‘cause there’ll be hell to pay if I don’t get to see Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2.

[wow / image: obviwin.]

Had to.

thedailywhat:

Tweet of the Day: George Takei is a goddamn national treasure.

[@georgetakei.]

See Also: Patrick Schwarzenegger feels like sh*t, calls himself Patrick Shriver.

I love George Takei more with every tweet.

thedailywhat:

Memetic Accessory of the Day: Since you were already planning on going as Princess Beatrice to your local meme-themed Halloween party, why not skip the homemade knockoff and go after the real deal?

According to Duchess Fergie, her daughter will auction off the infamous Philip Treacy fascinator to benefit UNICEF and Children in Crisis, though no further details are available at this time.

[people.]

Anyone who watched the royal wedding has no choice but to laugh at this.

thedailywhat:

Street Art of the Day: After a collaborative wall piece in the Sydney suburb of Camperdown was visited by the buff man, an anonymous tagger offered the real estate company responsible for the paint job something that might be more to their liking.

[wooster / laughingsquid.]

thedailywhat:

For Great Justice of the Day: Twitter’s head of international strategy (and former Special Adviser to the Office of Innovation at the US Department of State) Katie Jacobs Stanton gets Donald Trump to autograph a copy of President Obama’s birth certificate at last night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

“[W]hat did he say when you asked him to sign it?,” asks @snowdeal. “[T]o be honest, he didn’t listen to a word I said,” Stanton responds.

And many lulz were had by all.

[@alecjross.]