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This x That:

Know This:

• Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu arrives in Washington “prepared for confrontation,” tells Obama Israel “cannot go back to 1967 lines.”

• Controversial “Don’t Say Gay” bill passes Tennessee Senate.

• McDonald’s says Ronald “isn’t going anywhere.”

Read This:

• I have an End of the World I’d like to sell you: Monetizing the Rapture.

• Meet the people who truly believe tomorrow is Judgment Day.

• New Jersey teen threatened after challenging Rep. Michele Bachmann to a debate. (thanks david!)

• Newt Gingrich interrupted by his “Dancing Queen” ringtone.

• Sites claims Ricky Gervais dissed Office finale; Gervais responds: “I f*cking didn’t.”

• Diddy changes his name to “Swag” for a week.

• Where Are They Now: “Don’t Tase Me, Bro” kid.

Look At This:

• Monkey in a Dress steals show at Hangover 2 premiere.

The Other:

• NewsFeed: Second Grader’s Space Sketch Wins Doodle 4 Google Contest.

• Tea x Time List: The 12 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs.

• Above: Duchamp-inspired Urinal Dress from Not Just A Label. (via/via.)

Hot.

thedailywhat:

ICWUDT of the Day: Prepare for the imminent arrival of The Raptor with the San Francisco Chronicle’s end-of-the-world FAQ sheet:

Q: Will the Earth end on May 21?
A: No. The Earth will stick around for a few more months of “chaos and awful suffering” before being obliterated Oct. 21.

Good, ‘cause there’ll be hell to pay if I don’t get to see Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2.

[wow / image: obviwin.]

Had to.

thedailywhat:

Tweet of the Day: George Takei is a goddamn national treasure.

[@georgetakei.]

See Also: Patrick Schwarzenegger feels like sh*t, calls himself Patrick Shriver.

I love George Takei more with every tweet.